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{"fact":"The life expectancy of cats has nearly doubled over the last fifty years.","length":73}
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{"type":"general","setup":"How was the snow globe feeling after the storm?","punchline":"A little shaken.","id":145}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a fake noodle?","punchline":"An impasta.","id":203}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the man put his money in the freezer?","punchline":"He wanted cold hard cash!","id":328}
{"type":"general","setup":"did you know the first French fries weren't cooked in France?","punchline":"they were cooked in Greece","id":31}
{"fact":"Purring does not always indicate that a cat is happy and healthy - some cats will purr loudly when they are terrified or in pain.","length":129}
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