{"slip": { "id": 188, "advice": "Measure twice, cut once."}}
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Michael Louis Allen is an American professional golfer, currently on the PGA Tour Champions.
"}{"slip": { "id": 213, "advice": "Quality beats quantity."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 151, "advice": "When faced with a choice, do both."}}
{"slip": { "id": 31, "advice": "Never let your Mother cut your hair."}}
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\"Gimme\" is a song recorded by Cypriot boy band One, written by Giorgos Theofanous. It represented Cyprus in the Eurovision Song Contest 2002, held in Tallinn.
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